4. The fact that boob deodorant exists and that, now that you know that, you’re tempted to try it out.

Just…not for you.

6. All the teeny-boobed girls around you are in cool strapless clothes. And you just can’t be.

7. It’s swimsuit season. So, for you, it’s flash-everyone-at-the-beach-by-mistake season.

And nope, it looks nowhere near this attractive ^

8. You get to do that fun thing where you have to buy an XXXXXXXXXXXL bikini top and a medium bottom.

9. And if not, you face the dreaded leaking underboob.

10. While we’re at the beach: Lying down is IMPOSSIBLE. Facedown means this happens:

11. And faceup means you’re at risk of suffocation by your own boobies.

12. Found an adoooorable summery backless dress? Probably. Found a backless bra that actually works for you?

13. And when everyone else is adorable in crop tops, yours get a bit too cropped.

And unless you look like Beyoncé, it isn’t very fun at all.

14. Bought a pretty, airy button-down that’s perfect for summer? Haha, no such thing.

15. Because in order for it to be public-appropriate, it is now twice as warm.

16. You want to wear low-cut clothes to keep cool, but the twin girls see it as an invitation to come out and play.

17. Also, hi there, stretch marks. Meet the whole damn world.

21. Oh, well. Take solace in the fact that this joy is more delightful now than ever:

And good luck, ladies. We’re aaaaall in this together.